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Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Happy New Year!
Wow!! Has another year gone by already?? Time has just flown again and the dust has barely settled on last year's gifts! The presents just get better and better...this year I got more socks straight from Mr Bean's fashion store - I thought one had to be a dad to be privileged with such gifts...obviously not. The collection of socks I pulled out of my stocking this year seem to categorically disprove this theory...but at least this year I didn't get a stocking to match the one I put out over the fireplace. Hopefully next year I'll get a waistcoat and a pair of slippers so I won't stand out so much at the local Bingo....

This year has been the fourth year that I've celebrated New Year in Australia. Once again it was a hot and steamy night - so once again the girls did the traditional flashing of their tits at passing cars who showed their approval with a hoot of the horn... so there were plenty of hooters out that night (excuse the pun). I celebrated with my girlfriend, Sally (who kept her hooters to herself) and a few friends - we spent the evening admiring the fireworks along the river in Melbourne. In my opinion, the fireworks were great but the hooters were better to watch and much more beautiful!!
 
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