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Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Gotta Read it to Believe it!

Have some Burger King staff meat burgers, get desperate on Viagra before finishng off 6ft under with a used tombstone named Homer sitting on my grave...what a perfect life that would be!



There just aren't enough drug smugglers going around these days...wonder how much they're offering?



Nothing quite beats a good old urine drenched mattress...I have one myself, very comfy - don't worry, you'll get used to the smell!


Well if this doesn't entice you to want to eat there, what will?


Now that's gotta hurt!!
 
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